Saturday, December 20, 2008

Something More than a Blog

A blog is just a blog, but a rant is something more like a meal. Today's rant, ladies and gents, is this:

Weight loss.

We all try it. Some of us succeed (or some of them, I should say.) No one is ever satisfied. I have felt fat at every weight level I've ever been, from slim to obese.

It doesn't help that I have models built like rulers presenting every product I'll ever buy, or that the women playing the lead roles in all of Hollywood's top grossing films are size 2 or under. It definitely does not help that the Home Shopping Network sells a gillion ways to lose weight, all with a little pill, an herb, or a magic and easy exercise machine! I have a scale in my bathroom. The scale will read different weights all day long. I think I spend 15 minutes of my 20 minute morning routine stepping on and off that diabolical scale.

We've all heard of anorexia and bulimia…eating disorders. We cringe when someone brings it up, but we secretly think to ourselves "Hmm…I wonder if that'd work."

Today my Mom bought some weight loss pills. Yeah, those things that help you lose weight, but only if you couple them with diet and exercise. (Ignore the fact that diet and exercise does about the same.) It was her way of telling me I had a few kilos to shed. She's subtle like that.

People have different ways of telling you they think you're fat. There's "that shirt doesn't suit your figure," "Are you sure you should be eating that?," "You look plumper, my dear." The ever awkward slap on the rear coupled with "My, you've grown…" and the list goes on in a painfully awkward infinity.

Welly welly well, I think it's time to pass an edict on my personal weight loss. I think other men and women out there should pass similar laws of life. Here's mine for you to enjoy and emulate.

I DO SOLEMNLY RESOLVE TO MAKE WEIGHT LOSS ABOUT HEALTH.

I DO SOLEMNLY RESOLVE TO MAKE HEALTH ABOUT ME.

I DO SOLEMNLY RESOLVE TO MAKE ME A GODDESS.

If weight loss is for health reasons, and not for reasons of fashion or fitting in with the gals at the gym, my goals will be much more realistic. A healthy weight at my stature is circa 130 lbs. Weight loss goals of 115 lbs are no longer about health, but about…being the super slim Hollywood ideal. So, there. No more unrealistic goals! =D

If my health is about me then I will not make decisions that are healthy unless they make me happy. For example, maybe 2lbs of carrots a week would be healthy for me. Too bad I hate carrots AND the color orange. I can find alternatives that won't make me feel like a giant rabbit. Being happy is the most important part of my health!

And I'm a goddess, so all you haters out there can just worship my Holiness!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Vegetarians

So, for quite some time now, long enough to matter, I've been carrying on a tradition I began myself. This long-enough-honored tradition is that of monologuing! Yes, at any distinct point in time when I'm alone or in the presence of people who for unfathomable reasons may refuse to interact with me, I compose and wonderfully deliver monologues. They range in topic from religion, yogurt, and insanity to...well, never mind, that pretty much covers all the topics thusfar.
The latest monologue about insanity was delivered in the frequent venue of... my hallway bathroom.
Since my monologues are birthed in quick bursts of creative genius, I fail to transcribe them into a readable not-inside-my-head format...
BUT, I figure I should try my knack for writing. I will, ladies and gentlemen, now (hopefully) perform the amazing feat of...CAPTURING A FLEETING MONOLOGUE IN FACEBOOK NOTE FOOOORM.

Character: Me
[enter me]
Everything I eat turns into poop. As a vegetarian, every former life of a food IS the food. I don't eat deer because it's Bambi. I don't eat pigs because they're intelligent. I could never eat chicken because they're majestic birds, despite their lack of flight. It's only logical that if I have knowledge of its future lives...that these too are acknowledged. I cannot eat a chicken wing because it was once just that...A CHICKEN'S WING. My highly developed sense of righteousness prevents me from ingesting something that was once part of a lovely bird! That's that. I suppose I have to find some poop-free food in the healthy eating section of the grocery store. How could I eat poop? I could never be hungry enough for that! Ideals are ideals!

I am disgusted with all of you, poop-eaters!
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT


(poop wasn't originally the monologue...the first few fleeting monologues were eaten by the computer's inability to stay on the facebook page without DELETING MY WORK >< perhaps later I'll do a more serious, yet entertaining monologue)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Poetry Anthalogy Project

13 or more POEMS
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Fuzzy-Wuzzy
by Rudyard Kipling

WE’VE fought with many men acrost the seas,
An’ some of ’em was brave an’ some was not:
The Paythan an’ the Zulu an’ Burmese;
But the Fuzzy was the finest o’ the lot.
We never got a ha’porth’s change of ’im:
’E squatted in the scrub an’ ’ocked our ’orses,
’E cut our sentries up at Suakim,
An’ ’e played the cat an’ banjo with our forces.
So ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your ’ome in the Soudan;
You’re a pore benighted ’eathen but a first-class fightin’ man;
We gives you your certificate, an’ if you want it signed
We’ll come an’ ’ave a romp with you whenever you’re inclined.

We took our chanst among the Khyber ’ills,
The Boers knocked us silly at a mile,
The Burman give us Irriwaddy chills,
An’ a Zulu impi dished us up in style:
But all we ever got from such as they
Was pop to what the Fuzzy made us swaller;
We ’eld our bloomin’ own, the papers say,
But man for man the Fuzzy knocked us ’oller.
Then ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an’ the missis and the kid;
Our orders was to break you, an’ of course we went an’ did.
We sloshed you with Martinis, an’ it wasn’t ’ardly fair;
But for all the odds agin’ you, Fuzzy-Wuz, you broke the square.

’E ’asn’t got no papers of ’is own,
’E ’asn’t got no medals nor rewards,
So we must certify the skill ’e’s shown
In usin’ of ’is long two-’anded swords:
When ’e’s ’oppin’ in an’ out among the bush
With ’is coffin-’eaded shield an’ shovel-spear,
An ’appy day with Fuzzy on the rush
Will last an ’ealthy Tommy for a year.
So ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, an’ your friends which are no more,
If we ’adn’t lost some messmates we would ’elp you to deplore;
But give an’ take’s the gospel, an’ we’ll call the bargain fair,
For if you ’ave lost more than us, you crumpled up the square!

’E rushes at the smoke when we let drive,
An’, before we know, ’e’s ’ackin’ at our ’ead;
’E’s all ’ot sand an’ ginger when alive,
An’ ’e’s generally shammin’ when ’e’s dead.
’E’s a daisy, ’e’s a ducky, ’e’s a lamb!
’E’s a injia-rubber idiot on the spree,
’E’s the on’y thing that doesn’t give a damn
For a Regiment o’ British Infantree!
So ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your ’ome in the Soudan;
You’re a pore benighted ’eathen but a first-class fightin’ man;
An’ ’ere’s to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your ’ayrick ’ead of ’air—
You big black boundin’ beggar—for you broke a British square!

Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night
Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Metaphors
by Sylvia Plath

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils.
O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers!
This loaf's big with its yeasty rising.
Money's new-minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples,
Boarded the train there's no getting off.

Kubla Khan or A VISION IN A DREAM
by Samuel Coleridge

cree :
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round :
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But oh ! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover !
A savage place ! as holy and enchanted
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover !
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced :
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail :
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean :
And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war !
The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves ;
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice !
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw :
It was an Abyssinian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight 'twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome ! those caves of ice !
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware ! Beware !
His flashing eyes, his floating hair !
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Annabell Lee
by Edgar Allen Poe

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love -
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulcher
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me
Yes! that was the reason
(as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride,
In the sepulcher there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.


To the Virgins, to make much of time
by Robert Herrick

GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old time is still a-flying :
And this same flower that smiles to-day
To-morrow will be dying.

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun,
The higher he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.

That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer ;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.

Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may go marry :
For having lost but once your prime
You may for ever tarry.

Miniver Cheevy
by Edwin Arlington Robinson

Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,
Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;
He wept that he was ever born,
And he had reasons.

Miniver loved the days of old
When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;
The vision of a warrior bold
Would set him dancing.

Miniver sighed for what was not,
And dreamed, and rested from his labors;
He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,
And Priam's neighbors.

Minever mourned the ripe renown
That made so many a name so fragrant;
He mourned Romance, now on the town,
And Art, a vagrant.

Minever loved the Medici,
Albeit he had never seen one;
He would have sinned incessantly
Could he have been one.

Miniver cursed the commonplace
And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;
He missed the mediƦval grace
Of iron clothing.

Miniver scorned the gold he sought,
But sore annoyed was he without it;
Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,
And thought about it.

Miniver Cheevy, born too late,
Scratched his head and kept on thinking;
Miniver coughed, and called it fate,
And kept on drinking.

She Walks in Beauty
by Lord Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

A Supermarket in California
by Allen Ginsburg

What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whitman, for
I walked down the sidestreets under the trees with a headache
self-conscious looking at the full moon.
In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images, I went
into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations!
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families
shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the
avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you, Garcia Lorca, what
were you doing down by the watermelons?

I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber,
poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery
boys.
I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the
pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?
I wandered in and out of the brilliant stacks of cans
following you, and followed in my imagination by the store
detective.
We strode down the open corridors together in our
solitary fancy tasting artichokes, possessing every frozen
delicacy, and never passing the cashier.

Where are we going, Walt Whitman? The doors close in
an hour. Which way does your beard point tonight?
(I touch your book and dream of our odyssey in the
supermarket and feel absurd.)
Will we walk all night through solitary streets? The
trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses, we'll both be
lonely.

Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent cottage?
Ah, dear father, graybeard, lonely old courage-teacher,
what America did you have when Charon quit poling his ferry and
you got out on a smoking bank and stood watching the boat
disappear on the black waters of Lethe?

Long Hair
by Gary Snyder
Hunting Season:

Once every year, the Deer catch human beings. They
do various things which irresistibly draw men near them;
each one selects a certain man. The Deer shoots the man,
who is then compelled to skin it and carry its meat home
and eat it. Then the deer is inside the man. He waits and
hides in there, but the man doesn't know it. When
enough Deer have occupied enough men, they will strike all
at once. The men who don't have Deer in them will
also be taken by surprise, and everything will change some.
This is called "takeover from inside".

Deer Trails:

Deer trails run on the side hills
cross country access roads
dirt ruts to bone-white
board house ranches,
tumbled down.

Waist high through manzanita,
Through sticky, prickly, crackling
gold dry summer grass.

Deer trails lead to water,
Lead sideways all ways
Narrowing down to one best path --
And split --
And fade away to nowhere.

Deer trails slide under freeways
slip into cities
swing back and forth in crops and orchards
run up the sides of schools!

Deer spoor and crisscross dusty tracks
Are in the house: and coming out the walls:

And deer bound through my hair.

Often I am Permitted to Return to a Meadow
by Robert Duncan

as if it were a scene made-up by the mind,
that is not mine, but is a made place,

that is mine, it is so near to the heart,
an eternal pasture folded in all thought
so that there is a hall therein

that is a made place, created by light
wherefrom the shadows that are forms fall.

Wherefrom fall all architectures I am
I say are likenesses of the First Beloved
whose flowers are flames lit to the Lady.

She it is Queen Under The Hill
whose hosts are a disturbance of words within words
that is a field folded.

It is only a dream of the grass blowing
east against the source of the sun
in an hour before the sun's going down

whose secret we see in a children's game
of ring a round of roses told.

Often I am permitted to return to a meadow
as if it were a given property of the mind
that certain bounds hold against chaos,

that is a place of first permission,
everlasting omen of what is.

I Heard a Fly Buzz -- When I Died
by Emily Dickinson

I heard a Fly buzz -- when I died --
The Stillness in the Room
Was like the Stillness in the Air --
Between the Heaves of Storm --

The Eyes around -- had wrung them dry --
And Breaths were gathering firm
For that last Onset -- when the King
Be witnessed -- in the Room --

I willed my Keepsakes -- Signed away
What portion of me be
Assignable -- and then it was
There interposed a Fly --

With Blue -- uncertain stumbling Buzz --
Between the light -- and me --
And then the Windows failed -- and then
I could not see to see --

from A Shropshire Lad
by AE Housman

1887

From Clee to heaven the beacon burns,
The shires have seen it plain,
From north and south the sign returns
And beacons burn again.

Look left, look right, the hills are bright,
The dales are light between,
Because 'tis fifty years to-night
That God has saved the Queen.

Now, when the flame they watch not towers
About the soil they trod,
Lads, we'll remember friends of ours
Who shared the work with God.

To skies that knit their heartstrings right,
To fields that bred them brave,
The saviours come not home to-night:
Themselves they could not save.

It dawns in Asia, tombstones show
And Shropshire names are read;
And the Nile spills his overflow
Beside the Severn's dead.

We pledge in peace by farm and town
The Queen they served in war,
And fire the beacons up and down
The land they perished for.

"God save the Queen" we living sing,
From height to height 'tis heard;
And with the rest your voices ring,
Lads of the Fifty-third.

Oh, God will save her, fear you not:
Be you the men you've been,
Get you the sons your fathers got,
And God will save the Queen.

III

THE RECRUIT

Leave your home behind, lad,
And reach your friends your hand,
And go, and luck go with you
While Ludlow tower shall stand.

Oh, come you home of Sunday
When Ludlow streets are still
And Ludlow bells are calling
To farm and lane and mill,

Or come you home of Monday
When Ludlow market hums
And Ludlow chimes are playing
"The conquering hero comes,"

Come you home a hero,
Or come not home at all,
The lads you leave will mind you
Till Ludlow tower shall fall.

And you will list the bugle
That blows in lands of morn,
And make the foes of England
Be sorry you were born.

And you till trump of doomsday
On lands of morn may lie,
And make the hearts of comrades
Be heavy where you die.

Leave your home behind you,
Your friends by field and town:
Oh, town and field will mind you
Till Ludlow tower is down.

LXII

"Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well, the horned head:
We poor lads, 'tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.
Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme
Your friends to death before their time
Moping melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad."

Why, if 'tis dancing you would be,
There's brisker pipes than poetry.
Say, for what were hop-yards meant,
Or why was Burton built on Trent?
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Look into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past:
The mischief is that 'twill not last.
Oh I have been to Ludlow fair
And left my necktie God knows where,
And carried half way home, or near,
Pints and quarts of Ludlow beer:
Then the world seemed none so bad,
And I myself a sterling lad;
And down in lovely muck I've lain,
Happy till I woke again.
Then I saw the morning sky:
Heigho, the tale was all a lie;
The world, it was the old world yet,
I was I, my things were wet,
And nothing now remained to do
But begin the game anew.

Therefore, since the world has still
Much good, but much less good than ill,
And while the sun and moon endure
Luck's a chance, but trouble's sure,
I'd face it as a wise man would,
And train for ill and not for good.
'Tis true, the stuff I bring for sale
Is not so brisk a brew as ale:
Out of a stem that scored the hand
I wrung it in a weary land.
But take it: if the smack is sour
The better for the embittered hour;
It will do good to heart and head
When your soul is in my soul's stead;
And I will friend you, if I may,
In the dark and cloudy day.

There was a king reigned in the East:
There, when kings will sit to feast,
They get their fill before they think
With poisoned meat and poisoned drink.
He gathered all that sprang to birth
From the many-venomed earth;
First a little, thence to more,
He sampled all her killing store;
And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,
Sate the king when healths went round.
They put arsenic in his meat
And stared aghast to watch him eat;
They poured strychnine in his cup
And shook to see him drink it up:
They shook, they stared as white's their shirt:
Them it was their poison hurt.
--I tell the tale that I heard told.
Mithridates, he died old.

The Worn Wedding Ring
William Bennet

YOUR wedding-ring wears thin,dearwife; ah, summers not a few,
Since I put it on your finger first, have
passed o'er me and you;
And, love, what changes we have seen, — what
cares and pleasures, too, —
Since you became my own dear wife, when this
old ring was new !
O, blessings on that happy day, the happiest of
my life,
When, thanks to God, your low, sweet " Yes "
made you my loving wife !
Your heart will say the same, I know; that day 's
as dear to you, —
That day that made me yours, dear wife, when
this old ring was new.

How well do I remember now your young sweet
face that day !
How fair you were, how dear you were, my
tongue could hardly say ;
Nor how I doated on you ; O, how proud I was
of you !
But did I love you more than now, when this
old ring was new ?
No — no ! no fairer were you then than at this
hour to me ;
And, dear as life to me this day, how could you
dearer be ?
As sweet your face might be that day as now it
is, 't is true ;
But did I know your heart as well when this old
ring was new ?
O partner of my gladness, wife, what care, what
grief is there
For me you would not bravely face, with me
you would not share ?
O, what a weary want had every day, if wanting
you,
Wanting the love that God made mine when
this old ring was new !

Years bring fresh links to bind us, wife, — young
voices that are here;
Young faces round our fire that make their
mother's yet more dear ;
Young loving hearts your care each day makes
yet more like to you,
More like the loving heart made mine when this
old ring was new.
And blessed be God ! all he has given are with
us yet; around
Our table every precious life lent to us still is
found.
Though care we 've known, with hopeful hearts
the worst we 've struggled through;
Blessed be his name for all his love since this
old ring was new !
The past is dear, its sweetness still our memories
treasure yet;
The griefs we 've borne, together borne, we
would not now forget.
Whatever, wife, the future brings, heart unto
heart still true,
We'll share as we have shared all else since this
old ring was new.

And if God spare us 'mongst our sons and daughters
to grow old,
We know his goodness will not let your heart
or mine grow cold.
Your aged eyes will see in mine all they 've still
shown to you,
And mine in yours all they have seen since this
old ring was new.
And O, when death shall come at last to bid me
to my rest,
May I die looking in those eyes, and resting on
that breast;
O, may my parting gaze be blessed with the
dear sight of you,
Of those fond eyes, — fond as they were when
this old ring was new !

On the Pulse of Morning
by Maya Angelou
A Rock, A River, A Tree
Hosts to species long since departed,
Marked the mastodon.
The dinosaur, who left dry tokens
Of their sojourn here
On our planet floor,
Any broad alarm of their hastening doom
Is lost in the gloom of dust and ages.

But today, the Rock cries out to us, clearly, forcefully,
Come, you may stand upon my
Back and face your distant destiny,
But seek no haven in my shadow.
I will give you no more hiding place down here.

You, created only a little lower than
The angels, have crouched too long in
The bruising darkness,
Have lain too long
Face down in ignorance.
Your mouths spilling words
Armed for slaughter.
The Rock cries out today, you may stand on me,
But do not hide your face.

Across the wall of the world,
A River sings a beautiful song,
Come rest here by my side.

Each of you a bordered country,
Delicate and strangely made proud,
Yet thrusting perpetually under siege.
Your armed struggles for profit
Have left collars of waste upon
My shore, currents of debris upon my breast.
Yet, today I call you to my riverside,
If you will study war no more. Come,
Clad in peace and I will sing the songs
The Creator gave to me when I and the
Tree and the stone were one.
Before cynicism was a bloody sear across your
Brow and when you yet knew you still
Knew nothing.
The River sings and sings on.

There is a true yearning to respond to
The singing River and the wise Rock.
So say the Asian, the Hispanic, the Jew
The African and Native American, the Sioux,
The Catholic, the Muslim, the French, the Greek
The Irish, the Rabbi, the Priest, the Sheikh,
The Gay, the Straight, the Preacher,
The privileged, the homeless, the Teacher.
They hear. They all hear
The speaking of the Tree.
Today, the first and last of every Tree
Speaks to humankind. Come to me, here beside the River.
Plant yourself beside me, here beside the River.

Each of you, descendant of some passed
On traveller, has been paid for.
You, who gave me my first name, you
Pawnee, Apache and Seneca, you
Cherokee Nation, who rested with me, then
Forced on bloody feet, left me to the employment of
Other seekers--desperate for gain,
Starving for gold.
You, the Turk, the Swede, the German, the Scot
You the Ashanti, the Yoruba, the Kru, bought
Sold, stolen, arriving on a nightmare
Praying for a dream.
Here, root yourselves beside me.
I am the Tree planted by the River,
Which will not be moved.

I, the Rock, I the River, I the Tree
I am yours--your Passages have been paid.
Lift up your faces, you have a piercing need
For this bright morning dawning for you.
History, despite its wrenching pain,
Cannot be unlived, and if faced
With courage, need not be lived again.

Lift up your eyes upon
The day breaking for you.
Give birth again
To the dream.

Women, children, men,
Take it into the palms of your hands.
Mold it into the shape of your most
Private need. Sculpt it into
The image of your most public self.
Lift up your hearts
Each new hour holds new chances
For new beginnings.
Do not be wedded forever
To fear, yoked eternally
To brutishness.

The horizon leans forward,
Offering you space to place new steps of change.
Here, on the pulse of this fine day
You may have the courage
To look up and out upon me, the
Rock, the River, the Tree, your country.
No less to Midas than the mendicant.
No less to you now than the mastodon then.

Here on the pulse of this new day
You may have the grace to look up and out
And into your sister's eyes, into
Your brother's face, your country
And say simply
Very simply
With hope
Good morning

Friday, March 07, 2008

Ch. 14 Quiz

1 In South America, which of the following type of motifs were embroidered onto the plain woven surface?
c. Paracas

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2 Which of the following is a large, Southwest, circular semi-subterranean structure?
b. kiva

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3 Most extant objects from the Adena and Mississippian cultures were found in which of the following?
c. burial and temple mounds

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4 Which of the following sites is not located in South America?
c. Chichen Itza


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5 The feathered serpent is one guise of which Mesoamerican Mexican deity?
a. Quetzalcoatl


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6 Copan, Tikal, and Chichen Itza all were ceremonial centers of which of the following?
c. Maya

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7 Corbeled vault construction was typical of the architecture of which of the following?
b. Maya

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8 Which of the groups below is often referred to as the "mother culture" of Mesoamerican Mexico?
a. Olmecs

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9 Stone monuments were most typical of the art of which of the following?
a. Maya

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10 We have a much better understanding of the chronology of Mesoamerica due to the deciphering of the writing and dating system of which of the following groups?
d. Maya

chapter 14 images





Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Chapter 14. Outline

Chapter 14
From Alaska to the Andes: Native Arts of the Americas before 1300
By: Elizabeth Lara (1st period Art History)
The “New World” was inhabited by people some 30,000 years ago. These peoples came from Asia over the ice bridge, Beringia. Some are also believed to have come over in boats from the Pacific islands. The first settlers were nomadic and spread from the Pacific coast throughout the American continents. About 8000BCE agriculture began opening the way for urbanization and an explosion of the arts. By the times the Americas were “discovered” the natives had developed highly complex civilizations. The early Americans had well-developed civil engineering, agricultural techniques were perfected, and “mastered the arts of weaving, pottery, and metalwork.” They created huge stone reliefs and created titanic pyramids to their gods. The Maya developed writing systems and knowledge of mathematical calculation that allowed them to keep precise records and created the most accurate calendar created. However, with the coming of the Spanish, religious zeal and greed led to the obliteration of the huge empires of America, one by one. Despite the wear of time, many pre-Columbian city ruins have been used by art historians and archaeologists to reconstruct the ancient works of art and through them, resurrect an accurate legacy of the American empires. The peoples of Central and South America held limited trade with those of North America, which accounts for many stylistic differences in the art of each people.
14-1 Colossal head, Olmec, La Venta Mexico, 900-400BCE. Basalt, 9’4” high. Museo-Parque La Venta, Villahermosa.
14-2 Ceremonial ax in the form of a jaguar-human, Olmec, from La Venta, Mexico, 900-400BCE. Jadeite, 11 ½ “ high. British Museum, London.
14-3 Drinker (seated figure with raised arms), from Colima, Mexico, ca. 200BCE – 500CE. Clay with orange and red slip, 1’1” high. Los Angeles County Museum of Art (The Proctor-Stafford Collection, purchased with funds provided by Mr. and Mrs. Allen C. Balch).
14-4 Aerial View of Teotihucan (from the north), Valley of Mexico, Mexico, Pyramid of the Moon (foreground), Pyramid of the Sun (top left), and the Citadel (background), all connected by the Avenue of the Dead; main structures ca. 50-200CE; site ca. 100BCE-750CE.
14-5 Detail of the Temple of Quetzalcoatl, the Citadel, Teotihuacan, Valley of Mexico, Mexico, third century CE.
14-6 Goddess, mural painting from Tetitla apartment complex at Teotihuacan, Valley of Mexico, Mexico, 650-750CE. Pigments over clay and plaster.
14-7 Stele D portraying the ruler 18-Rabbit, Maya, Great Plaza at Copan, Honduras, 736 CE. Stone, 11’9” high.
14-8 Ball court (view looking north), Middle Plaza, Copan, Maya, Copan Valley, Honduras, 738 CE.
14-9 Temple I (Temple of the Giant Jaguar), Maya, Tikal, Peten, Guatemala, ca. 732 CE.
14-10 Ball player, Maya, from Jaina Island, Mexico, 700-900CE. Painted clay, 6 ½ “ High. National Museum of Anthropology, Mexico.
14-11 Presentation of captives to Lord Chan Muwan, Maya, Room 2, Structure 1, Bonampak, Mexico, ca. 790CE. Mural, approx. 17’ X 15’; watercolor copy by Antonio Tejada. Peabody Museum, Harvard University, Cambridge.
14-12 Shield Jaguar and Lady Xoc, Maya, Lintel 24, Temple 23, Yaxchilan, Mexico, ca. 725 CE. Limestone, 3’7” X 2’6 ½ “. British Museum, London.
14-13 Enthroned Maya lord and courtiers, cylinder vase (rollout view), Maya, from Motul de San Jose region, Guatemala, 672 – 830CE. Ceramic with red, rose orange, white and black on cream slip. Approx 8” high. Dumbarton Oaks Research Library and Collections, Washington, D.C.
14-14 The Caracol (foreground) and the Castillo (background), Maya, Chichen Itza, Yucatan, Mexico. ca. 800-900Ce.
14-15 Colossal atlantids, Pyramid B, Toltec, Tula, Hidalgo, Mexico, ca. 900-1180CE. Stone, each approx. 16’ high.
14-16 Pendant in the form of a bat-faced man, Tairona, from northeastern Colombia, after 1000 CE. Gold 5 ¼ “ high. Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York (Jan Mitchell and Sons Collection).
14-17 Reconstruted drawings of sacred center showing temple and associated sunken courtyards, Chavin de Huantar, Peru, first millennium BCE.
14-18 Raimondi Stele, from main temple, Chavin de Huantar, Peru, first millennium BCE. Incised green diorite, 6’ high. Instituto Nacionalde Cultura, Lima.
14-19 Embroidered funerary mantle, Paracas, from southern coast of Peru, first century CE. Plain weave camelid fiber with stem stitch embroidery embroidered with camelid wool, 4’7 7/8” X 7’ 10 7/8”. Museum of Fine Arts, Boston (William A. Paine fund. )
14-20 Bridge spouted vessel with flying figures, Nasca, from Nasca River valley, Peru, ca. 50-200CE. Painted ceramic, approx. 5 ½ “ high. Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago.
14-21 Hummingbird, Nasca Plain, Nasca, Peru, ca. 500CE. Dark layer of pebbles scraped aside to reveal lighter clay and calcite beneath.
14-22 Vessel in the shape of a portrait head, Moche, from north coast Peru, fifth to sixth century CE. Painted clay, 12 ½ “ high. Museu Arqueologico Rafael Larco Herrera, Lima.
14-23 Ear ornament, from a tomb at Sipan, Moche, Peru, ca. 300CE. Gold and turquoise, approx. 4 4/5”. Bruning Archaelogical Museum, Lambayeque.
14-24 Gateway of the Sun, Tiwanku, Bolivia, ca. 375-700CE. Stone 9’10” high.
14-25 Lima Tapestry (tunic), Wari, from Peru, ca. 500-800CE. 3’3 3/8 “ X 2’ 11 3/8”. National Museum of Archaeology, Anthropology, and History, Lima, Peru.
14-26 Burial Mask, Ipiutak, from Point Hope, Alaska, ca. 100CE. Ivory, greatest width 9 ½ “. American Museum of Natural History ,New York
14-27 Pipe, Adena, from a mound in Ohio, ca. 500-1BCE. Stone, 8” high. Ohio Historical Society, Columbus.
14-28 Serpent Mound, Mississippian, Ohio, ca. 1070CE. 1200’ long, 20’ wide, 5’ high.
14-29 Incised shell gorget, Mississippian, from Sumner County, Tennessee, ca. 1250-1300CE. 4” wide. Courtesy National Museum of the American Indian, Smithsonian Institution.
14-30 Bowl with two cranes and geometric forms, Mimbres, From New Mexico, ca. 1250 CE. Ceramic, black-on-white, diameter approx. 1’ ½’’. Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago (Hugh L. and Mary T. Adams Fund).
14-31 Cliff Palace, Anasazi, Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado, ca. 1150-1300CE.

Art history outline requirements

a. Chapter name and number
b. Your name and period
c. A short summary about 200-250 words of the pertinent historic, cultural and or social events that are essential to understanding the context in which the art was created. Not just the intro info, use the whole chapter
d. A complete image list with caption information for all images
e. Bullet points under 6-8 essential images in the above image list. The bullet points should cover all important information about those images.
f. A conclusion about 100-150 words that sums up the art from your chapter and emphasizes the most important points.
g. Make 33 copies of your outline.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

website :D finally.

http://sharebigfile.com/file/145912/Website-Design-zip.html

Monday, March 26, 2007

transport

our trasportation is bikes by the way, all the exports go out on rockets and stuff is moved by robots, (no big trucks needed)
snachicat (8:07:19 PM): I just HOLD SHIFT THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN GET MAD WHEN THE PUNCTUATION IS SCREWY.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:07:20 PM): YES. C:<
snachicat (8:07:21 PM): xD
snachicat (8:07:27 PM): Yay robots!
snachicat (8:07:34 PM): And yay, no truckers!
snachicat (8:07:45 PM): We should have like, an underground transportation system...
Rainb0w Zombie (8:07:49 PM): for people who can ride bikes, the robots help them out. ^^
snachicat (8:07:55 PM): xD Yay!
Rainb0w Zombie (8:08:15 PM): yeah and the people can ride their bikes abouve ground and everything else is below. ^^
snachicat (8:08:20 PM): *visualizes robots carrying around an old person*WHERE IS ELIZABETH.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:08:26 PM): XDDDDDDDDD
snachicat (8:08:26 PM): xD Cool.
snachicat (8:08:36 PM): They wouldn't have to worry about any accidents.
snachicat (8:08:46 PM): Or evil robotsWHERE IS ELIZABETH.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:17 PM): SHE LEFT. D:
snachicat (8:09:21 PM): WHY.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:26 PM): yeha. okay now EDUCATION.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:33 PM): TO HE FOOT
snachicat (8:09:35 PM): WHERE DID SHE GO.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:39 PM): XD
snachicat (8:09:39 PM): TO HE FOOT.
snachicat (8:09:40 PM): xDDD
snachicat (8:09:42 PM): WTF>
snachicat (8:09:43 PM): .
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:47 PM): I mean to eat food
snachicat (8:09:52 PM): Oh.
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:53 PM): XDDDDDDDD
Rainb0w Zombie (8:09:58 PM): To HE foot. XDDDDDDDD
snachicat (8:10:00 PM): You know that wasn't even close.
snachicat (8:10:02 PM): xD
Rainb0w Zombie (8:10:03 PM): hahahhaaha
Rainb0w Zombie (8:10:08 PM): lawlzsddds
snachicat (8:10:13 PM): xD
Rainb0w Zombie (8:10:15 PM): I know. XDDD
Rainb0w Zombie (8:10:35 PM): okay ON TOPIC. EDUCATION AND SOCIAL STRUCTURE ARE THE LAST THING S TO DISCUSS

...that utopia thing..

You have just entered room "chat1174944014500."
snachicat: How do I invite Rebecca?
snachicat: o_O;
rizaraya2000: I dunno..
snachicat: When in doubt, drag things around with the cursor!
snachicat: xD;
snachicat: HI!
rizaraya2000: indeeeed.
snachicat: How's it goin'?
rizaraya2000: YOUR FACE!
snachicat: Your mom's face.
Rainb0w Zombie has entered the room.
Rainb0w Zombie: :0 nooo.
rizaraya2000: yay.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Yay.
Rainb0w Zombie: XD oh wait here it is!!?
rizaraya2000: OMG..
snachicat: !
rizaraya2000: derek..tried to be me..
rizaraya2000: and took pictures of it..
snachicat: What.
Rainb0w Zombie: DDD:
snachicat: WTF.
snachicat: D:
snachicat: !
rizaraya2000: haha
Rainb0w Zombie: CHANGE YOUR TEXT COLORS SO I DON'T GET CONFUSED.
snachicat: But our names are different colors.
rizaraya2000: hawt..
Rainb0w Zombie: no they aren't
snachicat: I have to type with one hand now.
snachicat: This sucks.
rizaraya2000: that color BURNS my eyes.
Rainb0w Zombie: DDDDDDD:
snachicat: XD
Rainb0w Zombie: I like it.
snachicat: I'm not changing.
Rainb0w Zombie: omgwtfbbq was that?
snachicat: A face?
rizaraya2000: I dunno..
rizaraya2000: D:..it's like the SATAN you drew in history xDDD
snachicat: XD
Rainb0w Zombie: nevermind. D:
snachicat: What did we do in math?
Rainb0w Zombie: okay so anyway~~!
snachicat: !
Rainb0w Zombie: we did lots of hard complicated stuff. >D
snachicat: OH.
snachicat: Yeah, that asplosiondivision.
snachicat: Crabs...
Rainb0w Zombie: you're basically screwed
snachicat: Thanks.
snachicat: D:
rizaraya2000: derek..
snachicat: xd
rizaraya2000: is online..
snachicat: WTF.
Rainb0w Zombie: I try.
rizaraya2000: XDDDD
snachicat: Send him away or set him on fire.
Rainb0w Zombie: WTF!? XD
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: YAY. fire. x3
rizaraya2000: he has NOOOO idea how frickin famous he is in the world of..
rizaraya2000: necropheliac studies..
snachicat: Fire's nice.
rizaraya2000: and such wonders :P
Rainb0w Zombie: CHICKEN. XD
snachicat: What?
snachicat: He doesn't know that he's a necropheliac.
Rainb0w Zombie: wormland~! XD
Rainb0w Zombie: D: eww.
snachicat: Rebecca, you're the one who's supposed to be keeping us on topic.
Rainb0w Zombie: *wrestles a crocidile*
snachicat: xDDD
snachicat: Aw, that's sad.
Rainb0w Zombie: I'M TRYING. D:
snachicat: xD
snachicat: It's hard, yes.
Rainb0w Zombie: STAY ON TOPIC GUIIIIIYYYYS.
snachicat: Where is Elizabeth?
snachicat: She hasn't posted in at least ten posts.
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: whoa there's an I in there. >w<;;
snachicat: XD There is.
Rainb0w Zombie: wtf. E-CHAN~~~! :0000
Rainb0w Zombie: WE NEED YOU E-CHAN!
snachicat: Probably discussing how long Derek likes his corpses dead... With Derek...
snachicat: D:
snachicat: D:<
Rainb0w Zombie: I dub you B-chan, Bridgette.
snachicat: NO!
rizaraya2000: ..
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Hithere.
rizaraya2000: e-chan..
Rainb0w Zombie: ur names 2 lung
rizaraya2000: is me...
snachicat: Elizabeth.
snachicat: Who I wasn't talking about.
snachicat: At all.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: What?
rizaraya2000: Derek...and i are talking about how i'm more worthy than most mexicans..
Rainb0w Zombie: yaaaaay E-chan and B-chan are here. XD
snachicat: Oh.
rizaraya2000: for some reason :D..
snachicat: I like mexicans.
rizaraya2000: it's good for my self esteem :D
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: of course you do...
rizaraya2000: xD
snachicat: R-chan? WTF.
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: they taste good.
snachicat: XDD!!
rizaraya2000: haha
Rainb0w Zombie: BELEIVE IT.
rizaraya2000: *licks self*..
rizaraya2000: hmmm..
snachicat: Let's work on our project.
snachicat: WTF STOP>
snachicat: .
Rainb0w Zombie: er I mean 'believe'
snachicat: Who's doing what?
Rainb0w Zombie: or is it beleive?
snachicat: It's believe.
Rainb0w Zombie: okay. ^^
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: PROJECT TIME. >0
snachicat: PROJECT.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Who's doing what?
Rainb0w Zombie: hot diggity. what should we do first?
snachicat: Someone get out their list.
snachicat: Oh, wait, here's mine.
Rainb0w Zombie: I dun have one. D:
snachicat: Elizabeth, you are super in charge of music.
Rainb0w Zombie: oh wait yes I do. XD
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: joy
snachicat: Because to get good points, we have to make sure that,
snachicat: "Music is integrated to move with each slide."
Rainb0w Zombie: E-chan: synching the powerpoint w/music too. 8D
snachicat: WTF, Mrs. Anglin. WTF.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: i know how to do that.
rizaraya2000: :D
snachicat: So if you don't get something else to do soon,
snachicat: just make some random slides and start adding music.
rizaraya2000: because i'm a magic mexican.
Rainb0w Zombie: it means that if the music sounds dark and mysterious at one point, then the slide at that moment in the song should be dark and mysterious.
snachicat: We need 10, at least.
snachicat: xDDD
rizaraya2000: yes..
snachicat: But a utopia should not be dark and mysterious...
rizaraya2000: that AND...don't have a song leak into another slide unless it's supposed to..
snachicat: OOH! Get some music from vgmusic.com! Because video game music is the best.
snachicat: xD Leaking songs...
rizaraya2000: ZOMG..
Rainb0w Zombie: oh no! give it a plug!
snachicat: xD
snachicat: XDDD
rizaraya2000: that's where i get my music all the time..
rizaraya2000: :D
snachicat: Quick, get the duct-tape!
snachicat: XD
Rainb0w Zombie: *ahem* Project children project.
rizaraya2000: plug it in plug it in..
snachicat: I haven't been there in forever.
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: XD
rizaraya2000: oooookie.
Rainb0w Zombie: brb
snachicat: I just remembered that Pampers commercial...
rizaraya2000: i think we should define a contrast between our utopia..
snachicat: ?
rizaraya2000: and the problems we've corrected.
snachicat: Oh.
snachicat: Like immigration?
snachicat: And gay people?
snachicat: WTF.
rizaraya2000: like...the beginning can be "are you tired of..mexican jumping beans..?"
rizaraya2000: well...none of that in XTC :D
snachicat: I meant like, lame people, but it came out sounding like something serious.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: lol..i know..
rizaraya2000: omg..i'm going to be sooo racist against myself..
rizaraya2000: even more so than usual..
snachicat: Well, mostly we just need the information.
rizaraya2000: you guys AND derek..
snachicat: We don't need any mexicans.
snachicat: It's on a planet.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: too much of it..toooo much of it XDDD
snachicat: xDD
snachicat: Aww...
snachicat: BUT IT IS ON A PLANET.
rizaraya2000: where rebec....r-chan..?
rizaraya2000: xDDD
Rainb0w Zombie: please don't put me and Derek in the same sentence. D:
snachicat: You cannot jump across space. If you get a crap spacecraft like Cubans get crap rafts, you have a 100% chance of being dead.
snachicat: xDD;
snachicat: Awww...
rizaraya2000: haha!
snachicat: SO!
rizaraya2000: hahah!
rizaraya2000: derek wants to come..
snachicat: Information first.
rizaraya2000: XDDDDD
Rainb0w Zombie: D: Project.
rizaraya2000: hahahahahahahahaha
snachicat: D:<
rizaraya2000: THAT would be....
snachicat: D:<<<
rizaraya2000: *nods head ...*
snachicat: D:<<<<<<
snachicat: xDD
Rainb0w Zombie: homan if he came we'd be uhh..seriously off topic.
rizaraya2000: lol
snachicat: D:<
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Dead people./
snachicat: .
rizaraya2000: well..death IS something we should address..
snachicat: Everywhere.
snachicat: So they die. WTF.
rizaraya2000: i think there should be less of it... XD
Rainb0w Zombie: and me, the glorious leader shall make sure everything is A-ok.
snachicat: There's nothing wrong with that.
snachicat: But not dying is weird.
Rainb0w Zombie: yes it is.
snachicat: Dying is not really a problem... It just happens...
rizaraya2000: ..no not not dying..
rizaraya2000: no wars..
Rainb0w Zombie: how about we just pretend
snachicat: Yeah.
rizaraya2000: less poverty..
snachicat: PRETEND!
Rainb0w Zombie: to bury the dead
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: less STDs..
snachicat: We can set them on fire instead.
rizaraya2000: especially the ones you get from dead people..
snachicat: NOONE WILL KNOWWW!
rizaraya2000: NONE of that..
Rainb0w Zombie: and really eject their bodies into space
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Yeah, fire depletes ozone.
snachicat: BUT!
snachicat: Let's do this in order.
snachicat: Kind of.
rizaraya2000: my chocolate is goooooood.
rizaraya2000: i like it.
Rainb0w Zombie: okay.
rizaraya2000: XDDD
Rainb0w Zombie: ur welcom. ^^
rizaraya2000: Okay..
snachicat: The first thing she wants is climate.
rizaraya2000: Becca, what are your ideas?
snachicat: WTFxD.
Rainb0w Zombie: okay B-chan,have some chocolate: *shoves choco through the disk drive*
snachicat: D:
Rainb0w Zombie: those are my Ideas. XD
rizaraya2000: ..
snachicat: IDEAS.
rizaraya2000: climate should be moderate.
snachicat: But it should change.
rizaraya2000: rain should be NOT acid rain..
snachicat: A little bit.
snachicat: xDDD
Rainb0w Zombie: okay well climate, it should be very nice, like what were having now. w/o pollen. XD
rizaraya2000: pollution would have been VERY much so corrected as much as possible..
rizaraya2000: so you can..drink rain water..
snachicat: D: Yeah. It is all over my car! D:<
rizaraya2000: and it tastes like hawaiian punch XD..
snachicat: There is no pollen.
Rainb0w Zombie: rain water or pollen? XD
snachicat: We have no plants that produce pollen.
rizaraya2000: both?
Rainb0w Zombie: HOW WOULD THE PLANTS REpRODUCE? HMMMMNN???
snachicat: Magic.
rizaraya2000: asexually.
snachicat: Well, actuall I was going to go on to say
rizaraya2000: no fun for the plant life :-(
Rainb0w Zombie: ther iz no majik
snachicat: that actually there /was/ pollen, but
snachicat: it didn't get all in the air.
Rainb0w Zombie: tat soundz dirty
snachicat: Giant fuzzy alien bees carry it around.
rizaraya2000: necropheliacsarestillpeopletoo: me,you, and your two friends yanaelb612: they're afraid of you.yanaelb612: necropheliacsarestillpeopletoo: WHY!?
rizaraya2000: he's hurt :P
snachicat: D:<
snachicat: He's not in our group!
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Becca, you should draw a giant fuzzy alien bee.
Rainb0w Zombie: unless he wants to do work the glorious Project leader won't let him in. >0
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Sorry, Elizabeth.
rizaraya2000: sorry elizabeth...
rizaraya2000: ?
snachicat: Is pollen really climate?
rizaraya2000: nope..
Rainb0w Zombie: naw.
snachicat: THEN WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING IT???
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: i think we HAVE to address pollution and global warming..
Rainb0w Zombie: let see, the temp. stays around 68-85 degrees
rizaraya2000: maybe this should be futuristic..
snachicat: But we're on a different planet!!!
rizaraya2000: like a utopic future..
Rainb0w Zombie: maybe a little hotter sometimes
snachicat: WHAT ABOUT THAT DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND??
rizaraya2000: ..
snachicat: xDDD
rizaraya2000: well, i'm going to go try to work on some concrete ideas and i'll PM you guys to invite me back in a little bit.
Rainb0w Zombie: GLOBES AND PLANETS AND EARTH ARE THE SAME SHAPE
snachicat: Different planet = different/nonexistant climate/pollution/atmosphere crap problems.
snachicat: NO.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: I'm not very good at staying on task :P
snachicat: XDD
Rainb0w Zombie: THEREFORE THEY HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS. >0
snachicat: Math.
snachicat: XDD
Rainb0w Zombie: PROJECT NOW
snachicat: THEY HAVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF AIRS!
Rainb0w Zombie: CLIMATE
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: HAIRS?
snachicat: xDDD
rizaraya2000: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=146429942
rizaraya2000: be afraid..
rizaraya2000: :|
Rainb0w Zombie: I mean PROJECT NOW STAY TOPIC! D<
rizaraya2000: anywho..
snachicat: :O
snachicat: OKAY!
snachicat: SO THE CLIMATE IS FREAKING GREAT!
rizaraya2000: moving on.
rizaraya2000: what's next?
snachicat: Location.
snachicat: A different solar system, right? Easy enough.
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah. o<|:3
snachicat: Agreed, Elizabeth?
Rainb0w Zombie: lets name it: OLYMPIA
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Okay.
Rainb0w Zombie: but it has to be in caps. D:
Rainb0w Zombie: All the time
rizaraya2000: i don't care. i need to know what to do for the slide show pretty soon..
snachicat: But then it has to stand for something.
rizaraya2000: okay..olympia..
rizaraya2000: i mean..
snachicat: Just put what we have so far
rizaraya2000: OLYMPIA
snachicat: in slide-show form.
rizaraya2000: i will..
rizaraya2000: what do we have?
rizaraya2000: XDDDD
snachicat: Climate = the shiz, Location = somewhere else.
rizaraya2000: 1. nice climate 2. different solar system..
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: lawl.
snachicat: Economy!
rizaraya2000: okay.
Rainb0w Zombie: Old Ladies Yearn for Mass Produced Iambic Accelerators
snachicat: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
rizaraya2000: HAHA!
rizaraya2000: XDDDDDDDDD
Rainb0w Zombie: OLYMPIA
Rainb0w Zombie: perfect right?
rizaraya2000: yep!
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: okay..back to economy.
snachicat: Um, so's anyway...
rizaraya2000: are we agricultural or industrially based?
Rainb0w Zombie: okay we don't have to have it in caps. because that acronym scares me. XD
snachicat: I was thinking that, besides the monopoly on copic markers...
Rainb0w Zombie: yeha. D:
snachicat: We could own some other planet in the solar system, like, a pretty big one,
snachicat: that has all this rocket fuel kind of stuff on it.
snachicat: And we could export that, too.
rizaraya2000: ...but what would the average joe do for a living?
Rainb0w Zombie: D: how about agricultural products?
rizaraya2000: would he farm...
snachicat: AND AND AND! We could be leaders in the genetic... Plant... Making...
rizaraya2000: would he work in a fuel plant?
Rainb0w Zombie: and machinery
snachicat: We farm copic markers.
Rainb0w Zombie: that we could send to earth
snachicat: Well, there would be scientists...
rizaraya2000: ....
rizaraya2000: how would the economy be stratified..
Rainb0w Zombie: THINK LESS IN THE CLOUDS. B-CHAN D<
snachicat: The scientists would be researching like, Dr. Pepper plants and such.
rizaraya2000: low class, middle, high class?
snachicat: XD
snachicat: NO SRSLY!
rizaraya2000: communist?
snachicat: Low class people could clean the streets.
Rainb0w Zombie: communists suck. D:
snachicat: We're so capitalists.
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: streets suck
rizaraya2000: okay...so there's a large middle class..
snachicat: Well, dumb people suck.
rizaraya2000: and a small unfortunate few..
Rainb0w Zombie: yush large middle class.
rizaraya2000: and a few elite and priveledges..
snachicat: Therefore, they can sweep the streets and hang out together, sucking.
rizaraya2000: *priveledged..
snachicat: But since this is a utopia...
Rainb0w Zombie: but it has to be a Utopia, no unfortuante folks. D:
snachicat: Ideally, there should be no lower class.
rizaraya2000: this is too much like our society..
rizaraya2000: i think we need a better stratification..
Rainb0w Zombie: exactly.
snachicat: Well I for one like our society...
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: wtf does that word mean?
rizaraya2000: ...
snachicat: Yeah, really...
Rainb0w Zombie: stratifeildistation-whats it.
snachicat: xDDD
snachicat: Srsly.
rizaraya2000: xD
rizaraya2000: anywho.
snachicat: COME OUT WITH IT!
rizaraya2000: we should have a biggggggg mega class..
snachicat: D:<
rizaraya2000: everyone is rewarded based on merit...
snachicat: Or just one class. Of awesome.
rizaraya2000: or else there is no incentive to better yourself..
rizaraya2000: like in Cuba..
rizaraya2000: everyone sucks because it's one huge class.
rizaraya2000: of DOOOM.
snachicat: Society should be reason enough to better yourself.
rizaraya2000: but it's not.
snachicat: Like... Yeah.
snachicat: D:L
snachicat: xD That is an L.
snachicat: It looks like Elvis hair.
rizaraya2000: ..
rizaraya2000: okay.
snachicat: Yeah.
rizaraya2000: Let's think now..
snachicat: So what were you saying?
snachicat: xD
snachicat: I guess... For it to be a Utopia... Robots and crap should do all the grunt work.
rizaraya2000: So...how about...we have separate colonies..separated like guilds..
snachicat: Cool.
rizaraya2000: all the students are off in their own little thing worried about nothing but learning XD
rizaraya2000: because..we ALL love to learn in Olympia :D
snachicat: But then they are separated from their mommies! D:
snachicat: OLYYMPIA.
rizaraya2000: nope..it's just like college.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: they don't have chores to do ..
rizaraya2000: just insane amounts of homework..
Rainb0w Zombie: it usally only has a light rain once in a week. maybe twice.
rizaraya2000: the equivalents to FIVE AP CLASSES..
rizaraya2000: but enough of that.
snachicat: Old Ladies Yapping Money Pizza Interesting Apples.
snachicat: Or something.
rizaraya2000: ..
rizaraya2000: XDDD
snachicat: xD
snachicat: WTF, Rebecca.
Rainb0w Zombie: There are 4-5 heavy rainfalls a year, but our climate retains whater well, so it doesn't have to rain much.
snachicat: Well, we don't have to go into /that/ much detail.
rizaraya2000: good thinking.
snachicat: I meant like, with classes.
snachicat: xD Yay, rain!
Rainb0w Zombie: mine was better. D:
rizaraya2000: our economy can't be so vague..
snachicat: Maybe, since it's a huge planet, certain areas could have more rain and others could have less, like earth does.
rizaraya2000: not thinking about the problems is guaranteeing failure for our society!
snachicat: And people who liked rain and such could move there.
rizaraya2000: there CAN'T be a low class.
snachicat: But not extreme amounts, like in ireland.
snachicat: Ireland.
rizaraya2000: that's guaranteeing dissatisfaction..and certain doom.
snachicat: ire... xD Angry leprechauns.
snachicat: Yeah. Like I said, robots.
Rainb0w Zombie: Old Ladies Yearn for Mass Produced Imported Apples
snachicat: We could all be scientists and the like.
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: ..
snachicat: Like, there would have to be teachers.
snachicat: And doctors.
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah that makes since. ^^
snachicat: And also lots of genetic engineers.
rizaraya2000: there would be poepole ho would want to be like..
Rainb0w Zombie: the rain and planet size stuff.
rizaraya2000: carpenters..
rizaraya2000: and electricians..
snachicat: Like the ones who engineered the copic marker plants...
snachicat: Oh, yeah, those too.
Rainb0w Zombie: ours would be about 2/3 the size of earth.
snachicat: Arche... Whatsits.
rizaraya2000: i'm typing with my eyes closed 'cause my mom is cooking..and my EYES BURNS!!!!
Rainb0w Zombie: because earth is too big. D:
snachicat: But our legs would fall off because of no gravity. D: UNLESS!
snachicat: The core was really dense.
Rainb0w Zombie: congrats.
snachicat:
snachicat: Friggin' face...
snachicat: Way to go, Elizabeth.
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah the core would be denser but we'd weigh less.
snachicat: Why?
Rainb0w Zombie: at least a little
rizaraya2000: yeah i can't read what you're all saying..
rizaraya2000: but....i'lll go wash my eyes out..
snachicat: xD Okay...
Rainb0w Zombie: OPEN YOUR EYES AND STAY ON TOPIC E-CHAN. DDD<
Rainb0w Zombie: THE GLORIOUS PROJECT LEADER IS ANGRY
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Her eyes are on fire, though.
snachicat: And I have to go to the bathroom...
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: CORRECT THYSELF >0
snachicat: brbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuh.
Rainb0w Zombie: oh.
Rainb0w Zombie: okay. ^^
snachicat: xB
Rainb0w Zombie: okay so we still need to knock out climate for E-chan before we move to economy and education and such.
snachicat: But it's nice.
snachicat: Right? That's all there is to it...
snachicat: xD;;
snachicat: We could mention that unlike Earth's sun, which generates CRAZYELECTROMAGNETICCRAZINESS and such and makes hurricanse,
snachicat: XD Hurricanse...
snachicat: Hurricans. xD Spinning cans.
snachicat: Our planet's geography and strong magnetic field does not allow the formation of abnormal and or destructive weather systems.
snachicat: Like no tornados, either. ;3
snachicat: AND NO FOREST FIRES! xD
Rainb0w Zombie has left the room.
snachicat: D:<
Rainb0w Zombie has entered the room.
snachicat: Where did you goooo...
Rainb0w Zombie: okay.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Can you see the other posts..?
Rainb0w Zombie: wait what?
Rainb0w Zombie: no?
snachicat: You like, left and then came back.
Rainb0w Zombie: I've been here the entire time.
snachicat: Noooooo...
snachicat: Okay.
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: can you see my posts?
snachicat: SO! Yeah.
snachicat: No tornados, right?
Rainb0w Zombie: the longer ones?
snachicat: About knocking out climate?
Rainb0w Zombie: no I saw those posts. XD
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: the one that tells E-chan what we have so far.
snachicat: Oh.
snachicat: Not at all. D:
snachicat: You 'left the room'.
snachicat: See, it said: Rainb0w Zombie has left the room. snachicat: D:< Rainb0w Zombie has been invited. Rainb0w Zombie has entered the room.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: WTF...
snachicat: ..
Rainb0w Zombie: wtf. D:
snachicat: Are my posts like...
snachicat: Underneath my name now, to you?
snachicat: D:<
Rainb0w Zombie has left the room.
snachicat: Cabbages.
snachicat has left the room.
Rainb0w Zombie has entered the room.
Rainb0w Zombie: okay. >.>;
rizaraya2000: uhm..
snachicat has entered the room.
rizaraya2000: where's bridgetttteeeeeee.
snachicat: Hullo?
rizaraya2000: ooOoo
rizaraya2000: there she is.
rizaraya2000: XDD
Rainb0w Zombie: yay! 8D
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: hey everyone's names are in colors! 8D
snachicat: XD
rizaraya2000: i was like.."ALL BYYY MYSELF>..."
snachicat: I know.
Rainb0w Zombie: D:
rizaraya2000: and my eyes hurt :-(
snachicat: Rebecca was like, fading in and out of the room or something... D:
snachicat: Aww...
rizaraya2000: and that smiley's not helping..
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: here's what we have so far: The climate is much like ours here in the spring, usally it's mild without harsh cold or hot
rizaraya2000: neato.
Rainb0w Zombie: except in a few areas, the temperatures are around 68-75 in the day time (winter fall) and 68-85 (summer/spring) and 40-60 at night sometimes. all year round. .
rizaraya2000: i can illustrate that :D..and i think i'll have some cheery music with..maybe birds chirping..
rizaraya2000: :D
rizaraya2000: lol..
Rainb0w Zombie: (we need to find all the crops that grow well in these conditions) it usally only has a light rain once in a week. maybe twice.
snachicat: Also, the planet's geography and powerful magnetic field don't allow any abnormal/destructive weather systems to form.
rizaraya2000: okay.
snachicat: Friggin' face.
Rainb0w Zombie: There are 4-5 heavy rainfalls a year, but our climate retains whater well, so it doesn't have to rain much.
rizaraya2000: got it.
Rainb0w Zombie: this is all only in the LARGEST LAND AREA. there are other places where it rains more or less, and the climate is wetter or drier due to geography.
snachicat: Totally.
snachicat: But no hurricanes or tornados.
snachicat: And! Oh!
Rainb0w Zombie: and our planet is 2/3 the size of earth. ^^
snachicat: This may or may not go under 'Climate',
snachicat: but the crust is thick enough that there are no earthquakes! =D
rizaraya2000: ooOO..
Rainb0w Zombie: cool! XD
snachicat: But gravity is pretty much normal, right?
snachicat: xD
rizaraya2000: AND the crust being thick will help in that it'll density the planet enough for gravity to normalize ;D
rizaraya2000: ..
rizaraya2000: yay.
snachicat: xD Yeah.
Rainb0w Zombie: and the core is dense so we don't float offinto space, but we're lighter.
snachicat: Or whatever the core is made of.
snachicat: Maybe a combination.
snachicat: The downside to that is that there is no geothermal energy crap stuff happening, but that's okay
Rainb0w Zombie: okay I guess we're not lighter. XD
snachicat: because we have solar energy and such.
snachicat: xD
snachicat: No, our legs would fall off!
snachicat: So that's the climate...
snachicat: And the location is in space...
rizaraya2000: okay..well, we'll pretend we didn't think of that unless someone asks :P
snachicat: xD
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah because we are closer to our sun but the sun isn't has deadly. huge, or bright and firey, so not as many harmfull UV rays. XD
rizaraya2000: if you're going to a vacations spot the FIRST thing on your mind is "what's ensuring me that i won't float off into space?"
rizaraya2000: :P
snachicat: xDD
snachicat: Yeah, PLUS our planet has an extra super cool magnetic field,
snachicat: which reduces harmful UV rays,
Rainb0w Zombie: XDDD yeah!
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah!
snachicat: which are reduced anyway but the sun, PLUS
Rainb0w Zombie: yehazah!
snachicat: it makes it an optimal location for genetic experimentation
rizaraya2000: we dont' have to explain all those geological aspects of it in the presentation perse.i'll put them in the powerpoint as a nide side note :D
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah.
snachicat: because there are less mutations in DNA!
snachicat:
snachicat: Friggin' face...
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah! 8D
rizaraya2000: *nice..
rizaraya2000: i can't type.
rizaraya2000: my eyes burrrrn...:-(
rizaraya2000: ewwwww.
rizaraya2000: i hate faces..
snachicat: D:
Rainb0w Zombie: and for geography I'm drawing a quick sketch, hold on. XD
rizaraya2000: ...and my font changed color..
rizaraya2000: joy.
snachicat: We have those candy mountains on the poles, right?
snachicat: And like, the gold and silver mountains on the equator that separate new people from old people... xD
snachicat: But you're still allowed to visit Grandma...
snachicat: She just lives somewhere where culture different from the one she grew up in won't fry her brain... xDD
snachicat: What about oceans?
snachicat: Poh-taytoes.
Rainb0w Zombie: ?
Rainb0w Zombie: we can't split up families.
snachicat:
snachicat: ...
Rainb0w Zombie: only if the people want to.
snachicat: Yeah...
Rainb0w Zombie: we can go ahead and have an area ready for the old people so they can have peace luxory and quiet.
snachicat: Yeah.
snachicat: With lots of beachfront homes.
snachicat: And no jellyfish! =D
snachicat: Or even cancer!
snachicat: So, let's do economy.
Rainb0w Zombie: blah. hold on
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah! no cancer!
snachicat: Monopoly on Copic markers, or just art-markers, whatever floats your boat... Um, nearby planet with a crapload of rocket fuel to export, capitalism, robots do jobs usually taken by poor people, uhh...
Rainb0w Zombie: WHERE'D E-CHAN GO?
snachicat: What are we going to do about poor people?
snachicat: I DON"T KNOW. D:
snachicat: Her eyes were burning.
snachicat: I have to eat dinner.
snachicat: Do things.
Rainb0w Zombie: there won't BE poor people. D:
snachicat: Add some oceans.
snachicat: BUT capitalism demands it! D:
Rainb0w Zombie: ah okay. D:
snachicat: If there's going to be competition, somebody is going to lose, and then they are going to be poor...
snachicat: DL
snachicat: xD
snachicat: Um...
Rainb0w Zombie: XD
rizaraya2000: eyhhhhhhhhh
snachicat: I guess we could have some sort of program to try and help them get back on their feet,
snachicat: but if they don't we can send them away. xD
snachicat: I love the idea of sending people away.
snachicat: Dinner...
Rainb0w Zombie: we could give them farming jobs or give them house cleaning jobs and such until they aren't poor, and give everyone rewards for hard work.
snachicat: But that's not capitalism...
snachicat: And we don't want people doing hard labor...
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah a program! called... WAFFLES
snachicat: For money, at least...
snachicat: xD
snachicat: WAFFLES!
snachicat: Dinner.
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah ur right. D:
Rainb0w Zombie: the program Idea is good.
rizaraya2000: that's cool
rizaraya2000: like welfare except not charity..
Rainb0w Zombie: our poor people would just be moderately rich, the middle class would be rich, and the upper class would be stinking rich. XD
rizaraya2000: a program..
Rainb0w Zombie: yeah! >D NO CHARITY.
rizaraya2000: obsceeeenely rich.
Rainb0w Zombie: Except by churches.
rizaraya2000: no CHARITY..
Rainb0w Zombie: because jesus loves charity
rizaraya2000: except by Jezuz.
Rainb0w Zombie: XD
rizaraya2000: Hey Zeus :D
Rainb0w Zombie: XDDDD
snachicat: Anyway, the other things are government (democracy?), education (schools should compete like businesses, not be run by the government?),
snachicat: resources (markers and rocket fuel), social structure (um.), available technology (robots! And genetic crap.), transportation (bikes and tunnels in mountains!)
snachicat: xD
snachicat: *goes to eat dinner*
Rainb0w Zombie: XD okay, I have to go eat too, NO ONE SIGN OFF OR WE'LL LOSE THE INFORMATION.
rizaraya2000: okay..
rizaraya2000: i have to do some research for the french debate..
Rainb0w Zombie: oh god... me too. DX
rizaraya2000: and then i'll be at work diligently on this for the rest of my life until tomorrow..
rizaraya2000: DD: